Forty-Four Random Memes For When You Need To Pass The Time

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    Text - dommunist the older I get the more dog I become dommunist obsessed with being given affection and being told im doing a good job... losing my damn mind every time I get to go for a nice walk dommunist TERRIFIED of the doorbell Source: dommunist 73,464 notes
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    Text - Kid: Calls his mom Mom: I'm cooking Kid: Just pause it Mom: You dare use my own spells against me, Potter?
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    Eyewear - I'm gonna tell my kids this was Puff & Big @ARSIN215
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    Text - David Wallace eventually watching the documentary on PBS and realizing the Michael Scott Paper Company was broke when he bought them out and that Jim knew the entire time:
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    Vulture - Women when they have pockets in their dresses
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    Teenage mutant ninja turtles - 34 year old me with an empty wrapping paper túbe 4 year old me with an empty wrapping paper tube
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    Text - Tay @Valarietcole someone once told me "if you stress too much about something before it happens, you basically put yourself through it twice." And I feel like someone needed to hear that too, be happy
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    Organism - Dentists be like "this won't hurt at all" boredpanda.com
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    Text - My dad once wrote a note to us and put it in a drawer. The note said "if you're scared to tell me something, just bring me this note as a reminder that I'm here to support you. I won't get mad; I wil work with you on a solution." Best way to keep your kids talking to you.
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    Text - Patrick St.Boujee @StBoujee Satan: Hey I bought your soul last month and... Me: Sorry no returns. Satan: Please! It asked "would you still like me if I did this" and then did a weird walk.
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    Cat - REF NO ICE FILTERID Coke OLANGE Coca-Cola Spritc No ice! Noice VITH HADE SHING WATER
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    Cartoon - Gmails when their owner connects from another device slut!
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    Text - heart if you could eat one food for the rest of your life what would it be and why holyjesusbatman Salad. Because think about it, salad can mean anything. You can have regular salad, but there's also fruit salad, potato salad, so who's to stop you from having pizza salad? Ice cream salad? Chicken nugget salad? all you have to do is cut it up and there you g go it's salad. heart wait this is really smart 526,551 notes
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    Wall - Private schools bathroom Public schools bathroom
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    Text - bewbin i just used voice to text in google docs to write an entire essay and i feel like i am in the future. i can see the matrix code i am one within the stars that span across the cyberspace bewbin Even now I am typing without lifting a finger. Simply looking up to the sky and allowing poetry to grace my lips and hit th hey bobin rmeneber to clean your room before MOM GET OUT OF MY ROOM Source: bewbin 80,173 notes
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    Yellow - Mum Calls For Children To Be Banned From Playing Tag ASSALWHAT'S WRONG WITH PEOPLE? URUE PE
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    Cartoon - OOPS! DAMMIT. WHERE IS IT? CAN'T REEEACH. OITSWEINYE OH, THANKS! HERE YOU GO! alswENTE
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    Abaya - THEREISNEWS.COM Two altar boys were arrested for putting weed in the censer-burner 338KT TOUE மடட ன்
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    Games - 0:24 nut 2:25:06 / 2:30:08 725.47 $3,274.53 нDо ICC 100 CIVEN NEEDED Streaming while sick and donating $10 to Australia every time I cough Because that's, what heroes do
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    Text - 5 obamasleftsock-deactivated42069 there should be like a podcast that also has music sometimes. like they'll talk for a while then play some music then talk again and stuff. cause sometimes you wanna listen to people talk other times you want a playlist and stuff obamasleftsock-deactivated42069 the radio. I was describing the radio.
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    Dish - 20:10 / Greig Thomson Looks class 20:10 Kept tryin to press play and I've realised it's just the middle bit of the pizza! 20:16 It's a simple spell but quite unbreakable.
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    Cartoon - Me begging my teacher to reduce my mark by 1 aftengetting 70 My friends Teacher
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    Text - When you're stll dating in your 30's @dreewskkii Nobody trusts anybody now. And we're all very tired.
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    Text - Oldest Users Oldest reddit users currently tracked. 2005-06-06 1. knothing 2. spez 2005-06-06 3. third 2005-06-20 2005-06-22 4. fifth 2005-06-22 5. fourth 4. fifth 5. fourth
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    Facial expression - On a scale of 1 - 10 rate your maturity 69
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    Text - IF I WANTED TO KILL MYSELF I WOULD CLIMB YOUR EGO AND JUMP TO YOUR IQ. This is the meanest insult i have ever seen That would be tremendously ambitiousofyou.
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    Text - I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants... Feefiphobia..
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    Text - omar @drakingtho My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times & hoping they're braver than me
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    People - did you know? didyouknowbiog.com During WWI, the British and German soldiers stopped fighting on Christmas. About 100,000 troops had a 'Christmas truce' in 1914 and crossed trenches to chat, exchange food and gifts, swap prisoners, play football, and sing carols together. didyouknowblog.com woto Oredphcmclelive.co.uk
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    Mammal - IF YOU ENJOYED THE TIME YOU WASTED THEN IT IS NOT A WASTE OF TIME
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    Product - my friend writing down the ingrediehts in case we make a potion 7 year old me mixing all the shampoos and soaps in the bathroom together
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    Text - No friends? Doesn't matter, just cut bread into a hand shape so when it pops up in the toaster it feels like a high 5
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    Text - Michael Tannenbaum @iamTannenbaum that meme with the cat but The Office 10:05 PM · 1/3/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Cartoon - HERE'S A PICTURE I GET CONFUSED OF ME BEING A LOT. CONFUSED YESTERDAY. THAT'S NOT YOU. poorlydrawnlines.com
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    Watch - Sorry ladies, but the limited edition Darth Vader LEGO watch stays on during sex 17 12
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    Text - Couldn't sleep last night. I kept thinking about how the Green Ranger had a dagger that was a flute that sounded like a synthesizer that's trying to sound like a trumpet. And he blew into it with his helmet on.
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    Chess - *Girlfriend sends one word text* Me:
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    Yoda - visual representation of me when i say "sending u good vibes" SaraShakeel
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    Text - * samflower ☆ @milkygoddess me when i sense the tiniest change in someone's energy towards me in conclusion i'm sorry i bothered you with my existence
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    Photo caption - Tweet Rob Lowe @RobLowe "I LITERALLY Iove football! And teams. Every one of them! They are all wonderful! Go teams!" -Chris Traeger FOX CHAMPIONSHIP N TIMEOUT 17 PACKERS 2nd 3:34 3rd & 2 49ERS 4:58 PM · Jan 20, 2020 · Twitter for iPb 13.4K Likes 2.2K Retweets <>
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    Product - me and my best friend waiting for a relationship like: Mata
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    Product - The "90s Shopping Mall" Starter Pack GADZOOKS SUNCOAST COTION PICTURE COMPANY WE BUY AND OGAN $2% WB WARNER BROS. STVDI O STOII BEE TOYS HOS TOLE TUSPOTS @90sKidz90s RAVE sam goody MERVYNS $9 all Esale
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    White - NO. LIFE

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